Screw-Up

To make a mess of something, to completely ruin something, to make a mistake

Ffs, what a Screw-Up.
"did you see that? what a Screw-Up!"

99👍 35👎

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

12👍 2👎

440 screw

A fuck that occurs at 20 minutes to 5:00

Kimbo: It's almost quitting time, where is Robert?

Billy: Man you know he's in the bosses office get that 440 screw!

16👍 3👎

you're screwed

It's what you are when something goes terribly wrong with no possible rectification. As in, when all hope is lost due to some catastrophe.

Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I set my voltage too high when overclocking my Core 2!"
Guy 1: "You're screwed."

56👍 20👎

Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.

John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.

18👍 5👎

Jew Screw

The shit insurance companies do to you.

I got hit in my $40,000 truck and the insurance company only offered me $23,000. They're really trying to give me the Jew Screw.

1👍 3👎

screwed the granny

v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.

(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!

Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!