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“Eddie Van Halen once bought an assault vehicle from a military auction,” Andrew Bennett writes. “It has a shine gun mount on the back and is not legal. Eddie drove that assault vehicle through L.A., into Beverly Hills, then parked and left it running on the front lawn of the house Limp Bizkit was rehearsing in. He got out wearing no shirt, his hair in a Samurai bun on top of his head, his jeans held up with a strand of rope and combat boots held together by duct tape. And he had a gun in his hand.”
“That asshole answered the door," Bennett recalled Van Halen explaining. "I put my gun to that stupid fucking red hat of his, and I said, ‘Where’s my shit, motherfucker?’ That fucking guy just turned to one of his employees and starts yelling at him to grab my shit. ... Eddie Van Halen stood on the front lawn of a residential home in Beverly Hills in broad daylight, smoking a cigarette while holding a gun on Fred Durst as he went back and forth from the house to the assault vehicle, lugging amps and guitars.”
Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.
Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?
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A highly effective wrestling move if you can handle doing it. Your opponent is on one knee, you rush at him and thrust your cock into his face, inflicting pain and humiliation in one quick movement.
"Johnny finished off his opponent with a shining cocksucker and then celebrated by destroying some young woman's throat with his dangerously strong cock."
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Alcoholic booze preferred by colored guys, such as Colt 45 or Country Club.
Leonidas gonna score us some coon shine.
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A hairless scrotum ie it is so smooth it reflects light ergo shine bag
after the sack wax he achieved the perfect shine bag
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A video-game that no one has heard of and people are crazy over it.
1.Suzie:I love Shining Force!!!
Fred:What the hell is that?!!!
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A random expression taken from the Japanese version of Super Mario Sunshine for Gamecube. In that game, the Engrish message "SHINE GET!" appears on your screen each time you acquire one of the game's 120 Shine icons. Used in casual conversation, it has no real meaning.
<Dude1> I have to go get the mail
<Dude2> More like SHINE GET!
<Dude1> LOLOLOL
<Dude2> ^___^
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