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When you get both fists and one foot inside a girl during a sexual encounter.
Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
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when someone is walking too closely behind you and keeps hitting the back of your shoe with the front of their shoe.
Man, it sure is crowded walking out here and this jackass behind me keeps shoe fucking me.
We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.
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a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."
Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
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A stripper, b/c the only thing they're wearing is shoes!
Let's go tip some shoe models!
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Some joke someone came up with that’s a nickname for Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa V3:Killing Harmony that people use a lot and it’s actually funny
“Kæyædæ and her boyfriend shoe itchy”
A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.
Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!
Throwing a stray shoe found on the street at a moving car which later turns out to be a undercover cop.
-How did she get a ticket last night?
-She pulled a flaming shoe man!!