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cheese curls, people that live in dorchester, ma don't have enough money to buy real shrimp, so they buy cheese curls
I went to a super bowl party last week and they asked me to bring an appetizer, so I brought some dorchester shrimp!
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Made popular by the hip-hop recording artist ScHoolboy Q, "sHrimp sHuvon" is a term that actually has much ambiguity and cannot be deciphered in one clear definition. It is, nonetheless, a term that is said when one sees or comes across a person of Asian decent. This term is not used as a racial slur, but rather, a jocular term of endearment for an Asian. It can also be used when ordering an unfamiliar Asian dish that has shrimp as the main ingredient.
*sees my Asian friend Ava*
Me: "SUEEEE YUNG. SHrimp SHuvon!"
Ava: "Omg you're so annoying."
Waiter: "Take ya orda plee"
Me: "Yes, I'll have the...uhhh...ummm..sHrimp...sHuvon!"
Culinary dish having way too few pieces of shrimp....
Paul ordered shrimp scampi from the menu but when the dish arrived he counted the shrimp and realized he had been served shrimp skimpy.
This occurs after going to Red Lobster, ordering the never-ending shrimp, and eating to the point of shrimp intoxication. Some of the symptoms are blurred vision, double vision, speaking at a higher volume then normal, constant cursing, difficulty forming coherent thoughts, difficulty walking straight, and usually ends with a case of explosive diarrhea either the same night or the morning after. This state is difficult to acquire and requires at least 100 shrimp be consumed in order for the effects to be fully experienced. Treatments for this malady include cocktail sauce, copious amounts of Pepto Bismol/Kaopectate, and praying to the whatever god you hold sacred for mercy and some kind of ointment to prevent anal tearing.
So I went out with some friends for dinner and I ended up getting so shrimp drunk that I passed out on the floor of the Red Lobster bathroom with my pants around my ankles and a bible stuffed in my hands.
1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.
2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.
"People aren't going to give you head when you shrimp cheese it every time you masturbate."
an article of clothing typically a large coat that genital exhibitionists uses to expose their gentiles to prepubescent boys in order to emasculate them
Hey watch out here comes Mr. Dick wearing his shrimp coat.
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Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male
Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!
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