Pint Sized

Pronunciation: \ˈpīnt-ˌsīz\
Function: adjective
Date:1936

Adj. 1. pint-sized - well below average height
pint-size, runty, sawed-off, sawn-off
jargon, lingo, patois, argot, vernacular, slang for someone's woman
pint-sized
adjective (Informal) small, little, tiny, wee, pocket-sized, miniature, diminutive, midget, teeny-weeny, teensy-weensy, pygmy or pigmy

"she's so little she's pint sized"

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The Size Chart

1- Wener (1 inch erect, .5 flaccid)

1.5-PP (1.5 inches erect, 1 flaccid)

2-Penis (2 inches erect, 1.5 flaccid)

2.5-Big Boy (3 inches erect, 2 flaccid)

3-Dick ( 4 or 5 inches depending on confidence, 2.5 inches flaccid)

3.5-Moby Dick (5 inches erect, 3 flaccid)

4-Cock (6-7 inches erect, 4 flaccid)

4.5-Massive Cock (8-9 inches erect, 5 flaccid)

5-Horse Cock (10 inches erect, 7 flaccid)

5.5-The Leviathan (12 inches, 8 flaccid)

6-The Destroy of Worlds (1ft, 2 inches erect, 1ft flaccid)

-If you are in 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙨, you automatically have a cock

John - "What's your size? "
Kevin- "Check The Size Chart"

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Perfect size

It depends on how she says it.

When your girlfriend says “your dick is the perfect size for me” it means she prefers your dick size to other sizes. If she say “I love your dick it’s the perfect size” I’m sorry but she’s sparing you and finally the tricky one. If she says “I don’t like big dick it hurts me, your dick is the perfect size” it means she could be telling the truth but it’s just hard to say.

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shoe size

Someone who acts childish or immature. Most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.

Greg: "yo did you hit that last night."
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"

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Rasputin sized

adj.) when your dick is the size of Rasputin (aka 13 inch)

Hey baby my cock is Rasputin sized!

The dude I did last night had a Rasputin sized penis!

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size zero

skinny models that designer Victoria Beckham specifically banned from walking in her Spring 2011 catwalk presentation because she wants to be the only skinny bitch in the world.

Victoria sitting in the audition room, one skinny mode walks in, she whispers "omg who's that size zero bitch? is she skinnier than me?" then she yells "you're out skinny BITCH!"

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Size Zero

Officially defined as a measure of clothing size. Size Zero measurements are as follows:

Bust: 32"
Waist: 24"
Low Hip*: 35.5"

* Defined as 9" below the waist

Primarily aimed at fashion concious parents of 8 - 10 year olds, who'd like their daughters to grow up fast and be "perfect".

The Size Zero fad has caught on with celebrities, Posh Spice being the most favoured example. When reported in the Tabloids the Size Zero fad is typically considered with distaste.

Unfortunately, impressionable teenagers - primarily females - are being caught up in the Size Zero fad, trying to follow after their heroine's footsteps.

Most respectable dieticians are known to believe that being a Size Zero is unhealthy, will shorten a persons life span and has been linked to osteoporosis.

You will find that while some men prefer Size Zero women, most do not; frequently referring to them as "far too skinny". Men like curves girls, know it.

Examples of Size Zero celebrities:

Posh Spice
Lindsay Lohan

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