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sleep

you say your going to sleep when really your going to sit on your phone for an hour.

im going to sleep

by hailieiy November 10, 2018


Sleep

What your stupid ass needs right now

Go to sleep stupid fuck it’s 3am

by Don’t ask mf April 17, 2021


sleep

saying that you are about to sleep but still scrolling through your texts or social networks (twitter, facebook, instagram etc)

Fadilah says to Dania that she is going to sleep , so she goes to her twitter's timeline to tweet. (Fyi the reason for tweeting is to prove that she in the state of sleep)

by Fadilah January 3, 2014


Sleep

Jacking off

I’m at home I was sleep

by Ecstasy45gz August 8, 2022


Sleep

Something you are missing

What is your favourite thing to do?
I LIKE SLEEPING BUT I CANT SLEEP IF U KEEP TEXTING ME AT 3 AM!!

by Avathequava July 9, 2020


sleep

The thing that people should be fighting for, not religion.

person 1:man have you heard of the huge revolution going on?
person 2: yea, the people aren't getting enough sleep

by He who writes for... nothing December 22, 2016


Sleep

Something over half the population of human beings can't do properly

Dude 1: Did you sleep well last night? You look dead
Dude 2: No I actually did not

by jeef1012 January 31, 2019