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Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.
"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."
steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!
Post on social media that you’re done with the drinking, coke and bar hopping. Make a post 4-5 times a week saying how much better you feel being sober. Show up at the bar 2 weeks later drinking and doing doing blow.
“ I thought Stephanie was sober”
“That bitch is just Savannah Sober”
"quietly moving around places you aren't supposed to be with someone you aren't supposed to be with while in a state in which u are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance"
I quit drinking but still want to have fun, let's sober sneak later while your husband is at work.
An individual with an extremely high tolerance for alcohol consumption
Johnson is such a sober-drinker, he never seems to get drunk no matter how much he has to drink.
A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.
Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?
sure bro!
2. Experiencing a random extreme hunger, while being completely sober. Usually occurs in the middle of the night.
*all-nighter of homeworks*
-Ah mannnn, Got me a case of the sober munchies brb
-k
-ummm numnumnummm.