A female you or one of your friends is, or potentially could be, interested in achieving climax with.
diz mai squidz
dun worry, she'z cool
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Someone who travels around an office by propelling themselves backward in an office chair instead of walking.
Kurt doesn't get out of his office chair the entire time he's at work. I swear he's such an office squid.
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Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!
When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.
Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.
noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around
We will learn squid stroke today.
Definition: when a woman’s vaginal lips are so long that if you try lick too far south they wrap around your face, and it feels like you’re kissing a groping squid.
Bro, last night Stacey gave me a moist squid kiss!
person 1: squid game is fuckin easy its just childrens play
person 2: well uh yeah
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