Belgian Standards

The term Belgian Standards (often abbreviated as BS) originally referred to the relatively lower standards of attractiveness to which American expatriates held their compatriots while living abroad. The Belgian Standard has been colloquially dubbed "the expat's beer goggles" in reference to poor sexual decisions expatriates frequently make under its influence.

Another common reference to Belgian Standards is the Belgian Ultimatum, similar to the Desert Island Ultimatum in which one person asks another if they would sleep with a member of the opposite sex when stranded on a desert island with no other options. However, in the Belgian Ultimatum, the proposed scenario is generally used as a more subtle technique to suss out whom an individual would sleep with if they had to lower their standards substantially, but still retained a nominal modicum of selectivity.

An often-confused similar term, British Standards, denotes the opposite phenomenon, in which Americans living abroad begin to hold their American peers to higher standards based on the relatively higher attractiveness of the native inhabitants of the foreign country in which they live. In such cases, the so-called All-American moral values of the opposite sex simply do not cut it and fail to substantially improve the attractiveness of fellow expatriates.

"He might be autistic and from Iowa, but against Belgian Standards he's looking pretty good."

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standard cycle

The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.

If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.

Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.

Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.

Dude 1: Your wife sucks.

Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.

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pretty standard

That's like a diss, similar to good for you. Or, nothing special.

E.G: Hey i am getting a new car next month.

Friend: Pretty Standard.

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Double standard

A standard that is higher for one sex than another is a double standard. Feminism is full of double standards.

It's a double standard to think that a female who can't feed her kid because her tits got cut off by a machete is more devastating to the planet than five hundred males who got their genitals mutilated before they were beheaded. A way of thinking that one sex is more necessary to the future of the human race somehow, or that one sex should be treated as more righteous than the other.

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standard push

A common way for a man from Central America or Mexico to describe in English the phenomenon of when a well endowed man pleases a woman by not only staying rock hard but also by serving it in a fast manner for a long time. This concept encompasses being adequate in the following categories: penis size; stiffness; rapid thrusting ability & overall endurance.

Peter says, "I can't believe I just banged my first señorita. Thanks for taking me to this awesome whorehouse. You are a good taxi driver."

Pablo responds, " Yes my friend but did you give her the standard push."

Peter, "What?"

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Standard Equipment

Each side starts out with the equipment that they normally and have been shown to consistently carry on them.

For example, Daredevil would have his billy-club, but Reed Richards would not have the Ultimate Nullifier.
In a scenario fight, the contestants in whose city/reality the fight takes place are allowed access to any material resources they usually have there or of any team they're active members of, as long as they can reasonably get to them. For example, in a scenario set in the DCU, Green Lantern would have access to equipment in the JLA Watchtower, but not the Titans headquarters.

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don standard

1. A standard in a certain sport, or a action of sheer brilliance that is worthy of a god
2. A way of life, to live by a standard that is worthy of a god

As smed the creator of the words don standard would say "Fcuking don standard drinkin there m8"

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