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A person who will go out with anyone for a sushi dinner. No sex required.
I don't really want to date this guy/girl but I will go out with them to have a sushi meal.
I am going to be a sushi slut tonight !
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Sushi confusion is when you go into a really nice sushi restaurant and the sushi chef cannot get your order correct. The chef keeps trying to give you the incorrect roll
Hey Bill this sushi place has major sushi confusion because they can never get my order correct. They keep bringing me the wrong roll
To get sushi rolled is to get rolled up in a blanket or 2, this to completely disable them, on the floor and get severely tortured by a group of serbian boys. The torturing includes farting on them, Suffocating them, ramming a bench press bar into their ass and more.
On marko’s birthday, he volunteered to get sushi rolled
When you wrap your dong in seaweed, cover it in wasabi and roe, then have you lady nibble it off and finish you with felatio.
I was really horny last night, so I offered her some Shediac Sushi
1. Describes a girl with a very stank vagina, which is similar to the smell of fish.
2. The act of robbing a Japanese restaurant
1. "Ay man did you ever f*** that one chick?"
"Naw man that hoe was smuggling sushi."
2. "Some one stop that man he is smuggling sushi!!!"
A girl who appears pristine but upon inspection turns out to be less than fresh.
She seemed so clean, but turned out to be a sushi smuggler.
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When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.
“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”