ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .
have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !
An Anus swirly whirly is when a person in given a swirly while there is shit in the toilet and while being fisted in the anus.
“Damn Alex Got it yesterday in the bathroom, they gave him a Anus swirly whirly.“
The state of being swept up in the feelings that come with crushing on someone; not just limited to girls.
Zhao looked at her, and now Patty is all swirly-girly.
A form of hazing/torture/punishment in which a female senior high school student picks up a freshman, turns him/her upside down and holds him/her in the air with his/her head in a toilet bowl full of bloody tampons and period blood while it is flushed.
She gave that poor little freshman a cherry swirly after school let out.
Being called “Girly Swirly” AKA Robert Joseph Keys means you’re totally rocking the pussy pop slay queen energy that day. Your friends who call you this def think you’re a little zesty. Girly Swirly isn’t just meaning your serving attitude but your absolutely strutting your stuff like a beautiful peacock basking in the summer sun with full confidence.
Hey I like your ginger mullet your so girly swirly today!
Fuck it swirly case.
When something is awkward u say it
*silence... “swirly case” ...
When a girls d1sch@rge enters a boys buttcrack leading to a b*ner.
Dude, help last night my girl gave me a swirly Sputnik and it ruined my bed sheets!