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A ted girl is a thin, tan, blonde girl with a nice ass and a decent size set of tits.
"WOW! Look at that ted girl!"
"She is so a ted girl."
"Only an ass like that would be on a ted girl."
The guy that's always miserable and angry. He's so angry that his face and head are always red.
Guy 1: Dude, who the fuck is that guy?! He's always angry and he's always pissed at the world.
Guy 2: Oh that's The Red Ted.... His dad used to beat him.
Guy 1: Somebody needs to give that dude a Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man or a puppy or something.
Ted Nivison is the owner/co-host of the podcast Chuckle Sandwich, alongside JSchlatt and Charlie Slimecicle.
He is well known for his sense of humor and the many inside jokes that surround both his channel and his podcast.
He is often portrayed as either a man in a milk man outfit or a violent sociopath.
"Ted Nivison is a YouTuber."
"Subscribe to Ted Nivison or he'll break your kneecaps."
Possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away.
Never get in a car with Ted Kennedy.
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Guest featured frequently on the Phil Hendrie Show. Owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills restaraunt located in Beverly Hills, California. They cater only to upscale and wealthy customers and will tow your car if you dare pull something like a Toyota Camry into the parking lot.
"Ted Bell" Jingle lyrics:
Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down
Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.
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Moustachioed television news reporter who lives and breathes investigative journalism.
Institutionalised cruelty is one thing. But the twisted brainwrong of a one-off man-mental is quite another. Ted Maul disturbs...
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The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.
Guy: Dude you punched my cat in the mouth while screaming "I'm going to power hump into outer space!" and stole all my beer last night
Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.
Guy: Maybe not drink?
Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased
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