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You know how most women in tennis have wicked bodies and ugly ass faces? Well, tennis face is a term used to describe a chick with a fine ass body, and the face of a man.
"From the back that girl looks fine, but she's really quite the tennis face."
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code phrase used for smoking weed. used so that people will not know you're actually smoking weed
Example 1:
Person 1: "Yo bro, we playing tennis later?"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll let you know when"
Example 2:
Person 1: "If you're not busy lets play tennis later"
Person 2: "Yeah i'll hit you up"
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spraining of the dick from over working it
i got tennis dick from boofin tommy last night
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vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon
Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.
She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.
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A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.
Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say
A good time with the gents where you “whack it in the showerswith your racket”.
-Man, let’s play some Boy’s Tennis after school!!!
-Sure, but I’ll have to go home first and get me racket.
A tennis player who has no values of his own and puts women on a high pedestal. Sycophantic behavior for said women, and often through clandestine meetings, will achieve homewrecker status as a Mr. Steal Your Girl
Man, that tennis simp is at it again, he won’t let others join hit, and is slated to break her marriage!