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A mafia full of people only containing the Jewish religion
I joined the Jewish Mafia today mom
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Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.
Dude, last night, Meuriam gave me the best jewish blowjob.
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Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.
Bo Derek is no longer a ten but she might be a Jewish ten.
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Burning down your business for the insurance money
He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired
The inability to drink excessive quantities of alcohol
Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.
“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”
The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.
Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.