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A very, very, very, Extremely hot man. Who everybody thinks belongs with Ciel Phantomhive.
The Butler Sebastian is the hottest kitten lover ever.
When you have a uncontrollable crippling addiction to texting and cuddling a table that has a nicotine and pot addiction
Uhh I haven’t heard from my flesh table in forever life is ass:( I feel so much like the Gavin butler.
A designated member of a group who is responsible for keeping the promiscuous individuals from doing something they will regret later. The slut butler is usually designated when the group is out at a bar or club while consuming alcohol. Only he/she is allowed to let the other members make the sexual mistakes that are inevitable.
"Who let the dirty slut out of the slut house?"
When a slutty friend wants to go hit on a guy and has to get the nod from the slut butler that she is allowed to continue in her pursuit of unholy activities with a stranger.
Some guy was hitting on me at the bar last night, but our slut butler wouldn't let him anywhere near me.
A male orbiter of an attractive female that is a "good friend", but essentially a domestic servant of this female who exploits him.
The most common initial relationship structure are one sided friendships that are financially draining for the male e.g. friendzone.
Some of the worst examples of this is when they are married and he supports her while she sleeps with higher status men in his social circle in constant attempts to upgrade from him that mostly fail.
He is aware of this but suffers from cognitive dissonance, denial and ultimately enables her behavior which lead to his self destruction.
Person :1 You know that Robert went to pick up his girls things from his supervisors place after she ran off with him? I guess he took her back, what a thot butler.
Person :2 Yeah he did. They just posted a pic of themselves together at a restaurant like nothing happened, what a moron.
Titus is known widely, especially for the 13 purple hearts he received for petting a small child in Iraq.
Titus has received multiple awards for his generous donation to the congress of federal salt shakers.
Aw man, That kid Titus Butler sure is a variant!
This sexy could blow you away with a single glance at his spherical buttocks,
He has long hair that he uses to strangle orphans and cosplaying rapunzel,
He can play piano like the piano man
Oliver Butler: appears
Every single living organism within a 5000 mile radius: instantly cum