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When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.
I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!
When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.
*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!
When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.
That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.
Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.
The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!
Stupid idiot who hates 95 percent of people he meets. He should stop being a chef and stick to being a realtor.
The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.
Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
a person who suffers from Chefelepsy caused by the addiction to cooking and/or watching cooking shows.
My mother is a chef-eleptic! She suffers from Chefelepsy! She has chefeleptic attacks on major holidays, especially Thanksgiving!