Random
Source Code
Random
Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match and satan is red and Santa is red….. and they do bad things and Santa breaks into houses.
……… WHAT THE FUCK
Santa-Satan all hail
The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.
My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.
A kick-ass town in California. It's in the Monterey Bay area, right on the coast in central Cal. Laid-back, great surfing, awesome local bands (The Expendables, Dub Congress, Antidote). It's also known for all the stoner hippies that live there.
"Hey man, Santa Cruz is the place to be, I'll never leave."
920👍 217👎
Place full of blue collared people that act rude and stuck up as if they lived in Beverly Hills but are too poor to afford it (hence they live in Santa Clarita). They like to act like they arent as ghetto as Palmdale but they are. They only reason they dont see it that way is becasue Santa Clarita is full of low achieving losers that have never actually left, so they will never understand that Santa Clarita and Palmdale are essentially the same town. When you confront them about this and ask why they have never left they will say something dumb like "i gO To LA On tHe wEeKeNdS". Ok dummy we mean actually lived somewhere else after graduating from high school. They think going to the mall is fun... newsflash its not the 90's anymore, or that going to Six Flags is the time of their life. The men there either act like ratchet wannabe gang bangers or like racist trash that wished they lived by the beach. The women are the same except that the white women there act like your typical Karen, you know just a bunch of regular bi**** but not as hot as the women you see in LA. It is a boring suburb full of the most mediocre people. The funniest thing I had someone from Santa Clarita ask me was "What aresome of your favorite places to go out to at night here in Santa Clarita" poor soul has never actually been anywhere, there are no bars or nightlife in Santa Clarita. Oh there must be somwthing in the water there becasue most of the people are simple minded!
Person 1: Wanna go somewhere boring, racist, and full of trash this weekend?
Person 2: Why do you keep trying to drag me to Santa Clarita CA? If you're trying to torture me its not gonna work.
36👍 6👎
A wonderful town in California. Home to the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, UCSC, The Mystery Spot, and many wacky people.
THE REAL AND ORIGINAL SURF CITY, USA.
554👍 130👎
Someone who is particularly unselfish and giving in the bedroom. Likely to happen only once a year, though not necessarily around christmas time.
My wife was good this year, so I'm going to give her all the sexual presents she wants. Yeah, I'm her sexual santa.
14👍 1👎
The UPS delivery person. Sometimes used in reference to purchasing oneself goods, rather than buying for others.
Check it out, Brown Santa came to my house yesterday, and gave me a new bike!
68👍 13👎