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When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock
Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.
Slang reference for rodents such as squirrels and chipmunks.
"That damn nut smuggler keeps digging up my flower beds looking for his food!"
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Someone who illegally smuggles poo from another country.
"Check his bags. I've got the feeling he may be a dirt smuggler."
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Dry encrusted seman found in the resevoir tip of a used condom
Dave was flabbergasted at how tart the taste of a fellow frat brothers smugglers nutch could truly be.
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An extreme version of the Shocker or Mini-Van. Consists of inserting five fingers in the vagina and five fingers in the anus simultaneously during sexual activity.
Friend 1: "Hey Dude were you able to get her to do anal last night?"
Friend 2: "No, even better when I was hitting it from the back I pulled out and snuck in a Mexican Smuggler...She never saw it coming..."
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A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
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a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs
her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler
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