yeti vag

a smelly vagina caused by strong bacteria and laziness.

she's very filthy, she vagina smells like a yeti.
you can tell she hasn't washed because of her yeti-esque smell.
don't sit on her chair, you'll smell like a yeti vagina in heat.

Yeti Pack

Whenever one packs a bowl of epic proportions

dude, i'm sick of these weak packs, pass it over here and i'll yeti pack.

gagl (YETI'S)

A group in large numbers.

A strong team of individuals within an experienced organisation of Yeti's, beware A GAGL.

Look out the GAGL (YETI'S) are coming

Look at the size of that GAGL of yeti's.

orange yeti

Its weed

Guy 1: this some good orange yeti

Yeti-ing

The act of rubbing jizz covered pubes on your partner's face

1) Did you hear what Braedon did to Ryan. He was yeti-ing him all night.
2) Oh my god. I can't believe he would do that.

Palm Yeti

When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.

Danny:

"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*

Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"

yeti slayer

A male human that is attracted to large tall and obese women. This man will hunt these large game animals will malicious intent, and with full intention of penetration! no always vaginally.

Dustin: damn look at the yeti!
Zar: yeah mister you better go slay that thing!
Dustin: but mister im not wearing my yeti slayer gear!
Zar: thats never stoppped you before!

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