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A way of telling someone something tenderly, so as not to shock them or hurt their feelings. Best used when you are absolutely sure of something and you want to "drop a bomb" on someone. Can be used jokingly or sarcastically.
I can't be sure but....I think that was my grenade that killed you bro.
I can't be sure but....I don't think I used a condom last night.
I can't be sure but....I think I'm pregnant.
I can't be sure but....I think I have chlamydia.
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a phrase when someone can not do something
"i can't do it' the student said to the teacher
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Is a positive answer to a negative question
taking simply mathematical principals, two positives make a positive, two negatives makes a positive, so a negative combined with a positive leaves a negative.
so a question like, "can't you fix that computer?" requires the response, "Yes I can't" if indeed, you cannot do so, but "no, I can" if you are able to.
simple really
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Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous
Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.
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no brain no pain, you can't wear me out
that dude can do pushups all day long but he is fucking stupid, you can't smoke a rock.
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Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.
#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."
#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."
#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."
#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"
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A shorter version of I can not call it, I do not know, I am not too sure....
So whats the business?
Reply with: I cant call it (only if ur not sure)
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