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The "x" placed on the floor of banks and stores in the wake the covid19 Corona virus pandemic of the year 2020. It is usually tape and spaced 6 feet apart to minimize the spread of the virus.
Get your ass on that social distancing "x" or a store employee who thinks he's the police/security will remove you from the establishment.
A long and short distance relationship rolled up into one
When you can handle her frequent in and out commutes
Mark: Are you gonna handle that?
Bob: Yeah I am. We will meet once she comes back from her seasonal job visits in Antigua
Mark: Typical Mixed distance relationship
Bob: we visit eachother bruh once every two weeks. So yes it's a mixed distance relationship
when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.
Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!
Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.
Guy 1: A what?
Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.
When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."
Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."
*man hug*
Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.
Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.
the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.
usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)
depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.
it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass
Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass
A social distance warrior is someone who shames another person for going outside during the COVID-19 pandemic
Look at the social distance warrior, shaming people for exercising outside.