Abraham Lincoln

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.

Abraham Lincoln. America needs more like "Honest Abe".

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Lincoln Tunnel

A sexual act by two partners in which they both spread their ass cheeks and put there asshole together to exchange feces. This is usually followed by the two partners playing with the extra feces.

I heard you're into fetishes, maybe we should try the Lincoln Tunnel.

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lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".

Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.

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Lincoln Clog

Shitting a nice stack of turds that completely clogs up a toilet.

Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.

I guess I need to eat more fiber. I really built a Lincoln Clog!

Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.

Skinny Lincoln

A Skinny Lincoln is the process of sticking a long, thin, object into one's dick hole

Ex. Old man richard caught the young boy stealing his corn, so he gave him a Skinny Lincoln.

The Lincoln Maneuver

While nearing the end of your gas pumping adventure, pumping exactly one cent into the tank so as to have a round number of dollars.

"I just pumped exactly one cent so that I don't have to search my car for pennies."
"Dude! You're a master of The Lincoln Maneuver!"