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A very well built man whose football career would have taken off, had his love for keeping rebellious employees in cubical situations not taken first priority. This man WILL kick your scrawny ass.
Terry Tate is the coolest friggin' guy in the universe.
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when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.
Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya
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(compound n.) That female employee, one of which is in every place of employment in America, who obtained her job because of her killer looks, her outrageous bra size, or her blow job talent as demonstrated on the boss.
If you want to find the office bunny, start asking the women in the office where you can buy cute shoes; the chick who starts bouncing when she answers is probably the one....
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An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.
This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind
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That last cup of coffee left in the office pot at 4:30 in the afternoon, you know, the one that's been cooking down all day until it's thick as molasses, burned, and dirty like 10,000-mile-old engine oil. Mmmm-mmmh.
Bob: That smells delightful. What is it, a vente americano from Starbucks?
Nancy: Nope, I just added some hot tap water to three fingers of office espresso.
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Co-worker who wanders the hallway throughout the day, stopping by to interrupt others from their jobs. Oftentimes, the office slackie will strike-up conversations about ambiguous things, typically with no point (see time whore). Also known for walking up on conversations that are in progress, and will proceed to insert himself into the dialogue.
Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
“Hi honey, what did you do at the office today?”
“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
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