Plague Doctors

A group of girls with mental issues and secrets. If you see them don’t ask questions just know that they are crying on the inside. These girls got memes for days and for any situation. Death in the family? Need someone murdered? How about someone to read fanfic to you at 12am? Need Teen Wolf binging partners? Someone to confess your deepest secrets, turnons, and embarrassing moments? Look no further because the Plague Doctors are for you. Formally known as the Stinky Baboons.

P.S.A Will show up to your house in the middle of the night with bird masks and hair dye.

Oh look it’s them Plague Doctors, how funny. Wait did they just crash their car!?

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Blonde Plague

Blonde Plague - When a group of blonde women and/or men gather at a place and ruin it.

Don't go to that club! The Blonde Plague is there...

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Dildonic Plague

The dildonic plague is used to describe a large flock of dildoes with plans to take over the nation to overthrow the might God allah

Jake: "DUDE LOOK AT THE NEWS"
Colin: "DUDE THE DILDONIC PLAGUE TOOK CONTROL OF THE WHITE HOUSE"
Cole: "NO WAY DUDE"

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Plague Whore

A hooker that has almost every STD there is.Also she is morbidly anorexic and just sickening to lookat.Also they are addicted to to cocaine, herion and just about every other drug out there. And because of this she gets barely any business because noone wants to go near her out of fear.

Dude I say this guy pick up a Plague Whore yesterday it was fucking nasty.

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3rd plague

Menstruation; otherwise referred to as a girl's "period", a term one would use to address a girl's cycle.

"Ugh i got my 3rd plague today.."

"I'm not pregnant! I got the 3rd plague, even though i was a few days late!"

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Party plague

When you party so hard you end up getting sick.

"Hungover?" "Nah man worse, party plague. Shit knocked me on my ass."

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plague rat

a code word for pad.
used by super fly girls

girl 1: damn i gotta go change my plague rat"
girl 2: you want one?

guy 1: say what????

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