shag puss

someone who is an annoying pussy ass bitch

“ugh devon is being such a fucking shag puss”

Shag time

An arbitrary time at which it is the best time to meet or perform a particular activity

Nick: When are we meeting?
Laurie: Shag time

shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.

I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.

Shag Flag

A tattoo above a woman's crotch

I could see her shag flag above her low cut jeans

shag stick

a penis, usually an erect one

During class i developed a shag stick so i went to the little boys room and busted one off.

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shag me

the British equivalent of saying fuck me usually used impulsively when seeing or hearing something unexpected or surprised

Her wanker ex-boyfriend exclaimed shag me when he saw how well she cleaned up.

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Shag Ass

v. to flee from an area, typically to evade trouble

Example 1
Guy 1: "Yo man, you got the goods?"
Guy 2: Hell yeah, give me just on sec my man."
*police siren*
Guy 1: "Oh shit! It's the fuzz! Lets shag ass!"

Example 2
Guy 1: "Dayyyummm! Look at that fine bitch comin'this way."
Guy 2: Nigga, dats my ex! The one I was tellin' you bout who won't stop callin' my house. Lets shag ass!"

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