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Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.
Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."
Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
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Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.
PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!
a sock that has been ejaculated into so many times that it must be laid to rest. further more burned or thrown away.
man, this tomb sock has so much ejaculate in it.
To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.
After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.
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Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating
Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?
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If you do gay shit it’s doesn’t make you gay if you have socks on but if you do it on a Wednesday then it makes you gay
Tod: hey I just had sex with Jason
John: bro that’s gay
Tod: no it’s not remember the sock rule
John: yeah but it’s Wednesday
Tod: damnit
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a condescending synonym for "tea"
The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.
Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!
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