A lanky cunt who is tall and has a really deep voice and isn't really enthusiastic about a lot of things
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When its a Facebook 'friends' birthday and like everyone else you write happy birthday on their wall, but you wait until later that day so they can see it and it wont be buried under all the other comments.
Oh look its jacks Birthday!
I know.
Aren't you gonna say something?
Yeah but I'll do the Birthday wait so he can actually see it.
Oh...
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when a girl is in a relationship with someone else of which she doesn't wholeheartedly want to commit to and everyone knows you and her will get together after it's all ended.
I would be with her, but I am currently in the waiting list
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A title or position in a friend or relativeβs wedding who really do not want in the actual wedding party.
Girl, no, I am not a bridesmaid. I am the βLady in Waitingβ.
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The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
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Where's urko gone?..... she's waiting for a train
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the result of uncoordiation caused by a collective of hippies relying upon eachother to motivate to complete a common goal.
i.e. Miken
"what's up? are you coming over or what?"
"yea, but i'm locked in a hippie wait. My bro is sleeping, and his friend was gonna give us a ride up the ridge."
Hippie A (whom has to work tomorrow) is the designated driver for Hippie B.
Hippie B needs a ride to a marijuana manicuring (trim job) job A.
But Hippie A and Hippie B are waiting on Hippie C to meet at rendezvous point, where Hippie C is to recieve instructions on how to maintain Marijuana Grow Scene of hippie of
Hippie D. But Hippie C is waiting on her ride from sleeping Hippie D.
and so on and so on and so on...
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