Miken

A dumbass who will steal your God damn rubber snakes

Guy: "hey look at these rubber sna-"
Miken: *takes snakes*
Guy: "CURSE YOU MIKEN!"

Mikening

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.

I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb

miken

Prounounced: my-kin
Noun.

A girl who's irritating & fake; a shoulder surfer.

Girl #1: Omg, can you believe Jane came to sit with us at our lunch table?

Girl #2: I know! She's such a miken!!!

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Miken Recoil

An awesome weapon for softball. Unlike lacrosse where they use butterfly nets.

The Miken recoil has a tremendous trampoline effect there is no mistaking it for a butterfly net