Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.
Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.
One of those theaters that get's movies a month after regular theaters screen them.
Dude, I wanted to see Sinister but its not playing anymore
We can just go see it at that lag theater across town
A woman's butthole, especially when presented for examination or cleanliness.
"Well let's see your operating theater, then. How clean is it?"
when you feel an intense amount of excitement after leaving a movie theater
After watching Fast and Furious 6, the theater hype made me want to do something wild.
A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.
Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?
Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
Sort of like a new player, a theater newbie is a theater kid who is new, they often don't know a lot about theater, and think that they are better than everyone else. They often are convinced that they will get the lead roll, but are often in the Ensemble or not in the show at all. They also tend to TOUCH PROPS THAT AREN'T THIER'S
Have You Heard Of Josh?
Yeah, he's such a theater newbie, he hasn't stopped saying that he will get the lead!