Joke

not me giving Ms. Perone soft concrete

"yo, it wasn't a joke about Ms. Perrone, sorry about her ear"

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A joke

Your life.

Do you really need this part your a joke.

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Joke

A word used to diss people not neccesarily make them laugh

U should diss ur people is a cool awesomeness joke.

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Joke

Jason’s parents condom

This guy is a joke

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Joke

Women's rights.

Boy 1: Wanna hear a joke?

Boy 2: Sure.

Boy 1: Women's rights.

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Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."

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Cock Joke

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about

Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke

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