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Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.

Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.

by Suboomafoo January 8, 2019


Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018


Thonged Avenger

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself

My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019


thong night

Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.

Tom couldn’t wait for Friday to come, he was excited for thong night

by clapbackjack May 3, 2022


thong-dollaz

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, especially cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

The girl lives off the thong-dollaz she makes every night at the Pussycat club.

by BrokenReel January 13, 2007

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thong song

a song sung about a certain article of clothing in which a long string of clothe runs directly between the cheeks of one's butt butt butt and is VERY scandalous

"i think i'll sing it again she bang she bop bop, THONG SONG"

by malllllllllll June 24, 2006

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thong wearer

A person who wears thongs

Angus is a thong wearer at night

by AngyChiny June 30, 2006

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