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silent but deadly fart from the ass of an obese black woman
Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.
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A phrase used against a person who's fan of Oprah Winfrey. They will go mad immediately.
From Drake & Josh, The Foam Finger.
Dude 1: I hope you go bald!
Dude 2: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Dude 1: TAKE THAT BACK!!!
Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out
Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!
A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.
Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?
Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay
Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!
Tom: Aweshum
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A snake s stupid lying backstabbing hoe who gave two frauds a platform who haven’t been abused she wouldn’t be this big at all if it wasn’t for Michael Jackson if she haven’t interviewed him
You’re such an Oprah Winfrey t
A fancy-schamncy concert-hall in NYC that features everyone's favorite cloyingly-sweet TV personality.
Other folks can attend the fancy hyped programs at the Metropolitan Oprah House if they choose, but I am not really into all the glitz and drama --- gimme a nice quiet friendly backyard barbecue or simple country-folk musical-shindig EVERY time.
The Oprah Conjecture is the theory that any organized conspiracy of substantial is impossible because one of the members would reveal the secret to Oprah Winfrey, who would publicize it on her show.
The queen cannot be an alien, for if she was The Oprah Conjecture, tells us it would have already been revealed.