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To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.
'What a rip off! I'm totally going to throw the cucumber on this one…'
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Exceedingly cool. Used in the same vein as cool beans.
That haircut is beastly cucumbers.
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When a girl gives you head then bites down and you shoot you're load in her mouth.
Calvin was getting the best head, then his bitch bit down and made him a crunchy cucumber!
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When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing
Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up
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A penis. Only people from New Zealand know of this term.
Hey gurrl wanna check out my slutty cucumber?
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A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.
Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
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By defintion is a whore who uses a cucumber to satisfy her unholly snatch.
She must have worked produce yo because she was a cucumber whore.
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