desk monkey

The jackass in the dorm with no friends that hangs out at the front desk irritating the dorm staff because they are working and can't walk away.

Dammit; here come's desk monkey Ned and I'm not off for another 2 hours.

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desk-douche

The act of cleaning your desk after an extensive period of feeling "not so fresh". Usually requires several cleaning products and at least one roll of paper towels. Sometimes includes chasing small animals and insects from surrounding area.

"After todays desk-douche, I finally found that sales report for those bastards in accounting."

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waxing the desk

To wax the desk is to butt fuck someone doggy style and then when your done smear your rod all over the top of their ass.

Bill: Hey man did u score last night with that chick from the bar???

Jim: Hell ya, i even waxed her desk!!!

Bill: Damn i love waxing the desk...

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Under The Desk

A phrase originating from working in an office and having awesome secret things under the desk.

This may relate to an awesome secret boner from every time Anita from accounts walks past, shaking her tatas.

This may relate to your awesome secret stash of porn that you look at when you should be doing your homework.

Either way, the phrase "Under The Desk" relates to something that is undoubtedly awesome but not many people know about it so is secret.

Awesome and secret.

Have you heard the new album from that new band from Shoreditch? It's totally under the desk!

Yeah man, your new tailor made trainers are well under the desk!

Carla has awesome BJ technique. It's so far under the desk. Literally. Who knew?!

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Porn desk

Desk where one's computer screen is not overlooked by anyone, permitting the viewing of porn in the office.

e.g. in a corner or backed up to a wall.

Since the office move, Richard has a porn desk. His eyesight is suffering from all the danger wanking

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Desk Jockey

working at the front desk of a hotel or other business.

riding the desk like a desk jockey.....woo hoo!!!!

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Desk Bunny

A male who sits under a female's desk and looks up their skirt

" Hey, man look at that ugly desk bunny over there"

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