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When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.
John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.
Basically says "This does not concern me."
John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick
A term describing when you are so mad you are going to rage quit. (Usually used in gaming).
(Someone just RDM'd you)
"Fuc*! I'm going to rip my dick off!!
When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.
Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.
Person 2: My dick is too big for this.
Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.
Person 2: My dick's too big for this.
When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.
BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb
Something very bad that happened to you
"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam