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When you're on the phone and the person you're talking to bought their phone at Walmart so it's making a clipping noise.
Betty was chatting with Amy but her phone kept clipping. Betty hung up because nobody likes a cheap phone.
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When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.
John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.
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Bib overalls with skid marks in them. Usually from hard working men in the woods or farm but just as common with old men with bathroom problems.
After a long day of work, Clyde had Betty wash his skid bibs.
When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.
After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
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