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silent but deadly fart from the ass of an obese black woman
Lawdy lawdy, Miss Scarlet, ah dun know nuthin bout birthin no babies, but ah does know y'all best open da winda cause I jest squeezed out one dem phantom uh da oprah an...........whoooo wheee, dat smell mo dan when ma ol' man come home aw liquored up lass friday night an shit in da bed.
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A phrase used against a person who's fan of Oprah Winfrey. They will go mad immediately.
From Drake & Josh, The Foam Finger.
Dude 1: I hope you go bald!
Dude 2: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Dude 1: TAKE THAT BACK!!!
Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out
Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!
A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.
Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?
Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay
Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!
Tom: Aweshum
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When you’re about to throw out bread and u relies that Oprah loves bread.
Hey this bread is stale, what would Oprah do, keep the bread and give people boats
When you have a long and gurgling fart just before you drop ass.
Was so hungover New years day, when I sat down on the shitter to donate my good morning dump I was also greeted with an Oprah Breakwind.
A women who loves Bands and face masks. She is amazingly caring. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAYYYY!!!! 💋💋😘✨✨
Oprah maibam is a QUEEN!!