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Masturbating successfuly three or more times in rapid succession.
Herp: dude wtf was going on in your room last night?
Derp:sorry man I got on a binge tug last night and the last one took a little elbow grease.
Herp: stop thinking about Taiwan man she burgled you.
When a woman is ready to leave and makes it known to her partner, with a gentle yet defeating tug of their sleeve.
It was lame how much sleeve tugging was going on at that birthday party last weekend.
When a Jewish girl gives you a hand job.
After the service at the synagogue she gave me service with a Mazel Tug.
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the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"
I walked in on Matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday... his finger was in shit central!
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The name of the coolest science teacher in the world. Tugrul Mement Sezen, aka Tug Sezen, aka Mr. Sezen.
"That kind of a thing," said Mr. Sezen as he pointed at his computer. He had over 290 emails saved.
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The act of male masturbation using grape (or any other flavor) jelly as a lubricant
Jim was so horny that he just lubed up with concord grape and went with a jelly tug.
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The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.
Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian
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