turk fucker

A non-turkish person who engages in various types of homosexual activity with one or more hairy, sweaty, and smelly turks on a continuous basis. Typically has the AIDS as a result of the aforementioned activities.

This includes but is not limited to bukakke, fisting, oral sex, anal sex, dirty sanchez, hot karl, and goatse mimicking.

Known turk fuckers:

Fred / phyberoptix

<phyber> selam merhaba! I still have a small dry spot on my face, please hurry and bukakke on it! OOO I so love it when you teabag me! I'm such a turk fucker.

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Strong like a Turk

This is an old expression to design someone who's really strong like Turkish people at Ottoman time used to be.

''Damn homie you really raised 100kg? You are strong like a Turk!''

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Visit from the Turk

Slang for being fired, especially from a sports team. The term is most commonly used in the preseason, when teams must cut players to conform to a maximum roster size.

After a nagging knee injury slowed him down, it was only a matter of time before Ron got a visit from the Turk.

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Turked up in Caicos

Feeling of excitement and/or arousal from any given situation. The presence of the feelings associated with an erection while not necessarily having one. Synonymous with bricked up, fully torqued, hard as a rock.

Friend: Damn that cutie has been staring at you for a minute now
Me: Oh I know, I am fully turked up in caicos right now

turk p. diddy

A very slick person person will take another males girlfriend without trying.

I wish I could be like Turk P. Diddy, he steals all of the bitties from me and he didnt even speak to her.

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pb turk n' chee

"De best sandvich evahr"

- A. Schwarzenegger

It is traditionally a closed face sandwich (but not limited to) composed of peanut butter on BOTH of the inside halves, turkey in the middle and cheddar cheese to top it off.

some forms of the pb turk n' chee have the bread toasted as seen in the Canadian pb turk n' chee. Also seen with melted cheese in the Italian pb turk n' chee. Many variations exist.

Origins:
tied closely with "Jables" of Tenacious D more commonly know as Jack Black. His mention of the jr. western bacon chee led to the inception of the pb turk n' chee some years later.

Bless the D in the name of the Dio the Meatloaf and the Holy diver.

barmen

"man i'm fuckin hungry. lemme check the fridge

Dude, wheres my pb turk n' chee?

wake up you asshole!"

"whahahaheaugh what!"

"you ate my fuckin' pb turk n' chee"

" well if you put it in there, its fair game, for anyone who wants to eat it"

excerpt from karate pb turk n' chee

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durk-furk-turk

things to say when bored (or suicidal in gills lesson)

durk-furk-turk (gill talking in background)

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