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a person who loves all the same things you do and/or someone you connect with on a level you can't explain. It's as if you have an identical heart.
I love my heart twin. She's more than a best friend and we have everything in common.
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A playful name for one's cock and balls, whereby, 'Steve' refers to the todger and 'the twins' are the attached danglies.
Man in bar: 'fancy coming back to my place, I'd like to introduce you to some of the family?'
Woman in bar: ' Who would that be?'
Man: 'Steve and the twins'
Woman: You mean your cock don't you?
Man: 'Erm, yes, guy's gotta try right?'
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The Dolan Twins are supper hot and love all there fans
I watch The Dolan Twins every Tuesday they are 18 and have already been on tv won a bunch of rewords and been on a 42 show world tour. They deserve nothing but love. And their jaw line don't get me started on their jaw lines. If you need them they are always there.
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Used when referring to a pair of female twins who are so ugly and hideous that they are said to resemble rhinos. Rhino twins are big, fat, very ugly, and mentally slower than normal people.
-Dang, did you see those freshmen Rhino twins??
-Yeah dude, they're ruining my eyesight.
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When you speak/write in bizarre/ominous sentences.
Person 1: The owls are not what they seem
Person 2: Hey can you stop Twin Peaking? I'm trying to concentrate
Person 1: Without chemicals, he points
Person 2: -_-
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You're watching porn, and then you see something on screen that looks a lot like the something in your hand. Your dick twin! And suddenly, you feel a lot better about yourself. Suddenly, you feel like you're having sex yourself! Depending on what's done in the situation, 'dick twin' can be both a verb and a noun, and it can be both the actor on screen, and the little actor who gets way more screen time.
'Wow, that's a dick twin right there.'
'I'm dick twinning, send you the link later.'
'I dick twinned last night. But I think mine's a little girthier.'
'Dick twinnage can save a man.'
'My dick twin even sounds like me.'
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