An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.
"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*
What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.
Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped
Antonyms: MVP, top boy
Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"
yeah man i was dancing in her vegetables last night it was crazy
Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.
The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.
When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.
You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.
When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
Harry Styles eats these thing for various benifits.
Interviewer (about hair): It grows back really fast, is there a product you are using?
Harry: (confused smiley "its kinda obvious " face) : vegetables.