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A statement to be said after an awkward comment that causes a group of people to go silent. With no apparent meaning, the phrase either eases the awkwardness or makes it terribly worse.
Girl: So everyone...I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is.
(Group goes silent)
Witty Person: Welcome to Denver!
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It's what you put out by your door when you don't want any company. You take the welcome mat indoors.
I was feeling like shit so I put the un~welcome mat out & brought the regular welcome mat indoors.
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A group of people or single persons wanting to sex up the new kid.
-Hot new girl walks past-
"hey you're the new girl."
"Yeah."
"Well have you met the Welcome Committee?" -points to the left to a group of guys-
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Welcome to Night Vale is a podcast series which airs twice a month and is presented as a radio show.
It is set in a small desert town called Night Vale, which is located somewhere in the southwestern United States.
The idea behind it is that in this town a whole lot of conspiracy theories are true and news that we (outsiders) would think is unusual is presented as if it is perfectly ordinary.
Every episode of the podcast includes a piece of music by a different independently-published artist as its "weather report".
It was created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, is voiced by Cecil Baldwin, and is published by Commonplace Books.The theme and background instrumental music to the series was created by the band Disparition.
"A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over us while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale" -This is the introduction to the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale
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Where you can cum only inside anime girls
guy 1: "Welcome to the cum zone"
guy 2: "Where you can cum inside anime girls"
guy 3: "quivering clit"
guy 4: "double jointed pussy"
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"He certainly was expecting a round of applause, but he got a brutal George Bush Welcome."
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Only cum inside anime girls, Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum.
Person one: " Welcome to the cum zone "
Person two: " Only cum inside anime girls "