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A single, over sized turd, left unflushed in a toilet
Don't use the handicapped stall, someone left a brown widow in the bowl.
A large dab of more than one strain of butane hash oil (bho), rosin, ect, to be taken in a single hit.
The dude dropped a widow maker on the new omni nail.
A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.
His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.
A woman whose use to smoking weed with her man, then they split. She now smokes alone. A smokers widow
She's a lonely smokers widow. Smoking alone, sad, and lonely
When two married couples have an affir, and the wife#2 having the affair lures the cheating guy with everything she's got. She plays the role so well that the cheating guy falls in love with her. then out of nowhere. Wife #2 does the worst thing and goes back to wife #1 and shows her all the picures and text messages.
Married girl #2 actually gets a DNA sample of her cum filled panties. Proving that the husband cheated on wife #1.
I was married for 5 years and hooked up with smoking hot chick who was married for 9 yrs.
After months of intense sex Barbra showed Gail that I was sending text and pics and also told her tha we had sex here's the proof.
Mark was black widowed. He lost his wife and barbra on same day.
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Latrodectus pallidus commonly named white widow or white steppe spider is a member of the spider genus Latrodectus, in the family Theridiidae. The black widow spiders (Latrodectus mactans and Latrodectus hesperus) are the most famous members of this group. White widows are found in North Africa, the Middle East, Southern Russia, Iran, and Cape Verde. The venom of the white widow as with all Latrodectus spiders is considered medically significant, although severe illness or death resulting from Latrodectus bites is extremely rare.
Abdul felt severe muscle pain and nausea after being bitten by a white widow spider.
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A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.
That black guy has a lot of Google Widows peeping around corners at him.
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