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Jesus bread

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.

I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.

by Twill_1 December 19, 2008

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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit

Jew: Did you hear Jesus Christ 's new album?
Roman: We ought to kill him for saying that shit dude

by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


screaming jesus

a shot that consists of bacardi 151 along with Tabasco sauce and pepper.
This drink will hit ur stomach make you puke, bunn ur inside..and make you scream for Jesus (Help)!!!

to end ur night quick..drink a screaming Jesus!!

by +E-Man January 3, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus gum

the gum that is sold at Sport's Authority.

eat jesus gum making you better feeling.

by TAcoBoXXX June 11, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


gays for Jesus

people who haven't read the Bible

We're gays for Jesus
What about Sodom and Gamorrah
What's that

by Bob Savage March 1, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus Juice

The ejaculation from a male genitalia.

I shot my jesus juice on her back.

by SwiftyOne April 19, 2005

197๐Ÿ‘ 686๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus' Niece

Someone who is highly revered in the hip-hop community. Notably put to fame by Kanye West.

"From the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece... I got family in high places like Jesus' niece" - Kanye West

by P.Caps December 21, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž