cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

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Do u kno de wae

a cringey quote that is used by 12 year olds who claim to be in the Ugandan knuckles tribe. finn is big gay

do u kno de wae

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U get absolute 0 Bitches

You Get 0 Play

Nathan U get absolute 0 Bitches Where ya hoes at

do u still want the pizza?

when there's one slice of pizza left and you say "do u still want the pizza" which means: u better say no you dumb fuck or i will strangle you to death using the pizza.

Guy 1: do u still want the pizza?
Guy 2: *runs away* NOOOOOOOOOO

super smash bros wii u

Super Smash Bros Wii U is on Wii U and can be on Wii. It is Realy Super Smash Bros "For" Wii U.

Henry: Lets Play Super Smash Bros Wii U!
Me:No, Lets Play Super Mario 3D World!
Then Me and Henry Fighted
LuigiMember1 vs Henry!....

To be continued.........

do u kno da wae

meme

hey bruh do u kno da wae

Prvo pravilo bola u kurcu

Ako neko pita nekoga nesto i nakon toga mu kaze"boli me kurac".Ovo je protiv zakoniti akt.

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