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Most pretty High School Teacher ever!
Friend: Hey you know Ms. Ham?
Me: yEah, She is my sexuality.
Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.
Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.
Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.
The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.
Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.
Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.
Will: WTF is that?
Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!
Will: 🙄
That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta
If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham
She is my classmate, we will become famous together that’s why she's in the dictionary 💯😍💯💯💯
We will be demi van ham😩
City ham is a term used in some parts of the United States for any bougie, silly man, lightly cured of distasteful behavior, which must be kept at a distance to preserve it. It is generally used to get "wet cured", that is injected with or soaked in a brine solution containing high concentrations of salts.
"So, Jamie, which one of your side meats was that? Was he the sausage you were bragging about the other day?"
"No, just a City Ham, but he still makes for a decent snack."
Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.