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Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023


Blood fountain

When you rip off someone's head with great force. When the blood squirts out grab the shoulders and begin to slurp up the blood.

After ripping the children into pieces the nun gave Harvey a blood fountain.

by The scribe of thy lord January 13, 2018


KB Bloods

A “gang” in Key Biscayne who think they’re the shit cause they wheelie in Crandon and snort smarties on their free-time. The KB Bloods are around the ages 11-14 and are rivals with the KB Crips. The KB Bloods ruined the Halloween shaving cream fight due too one of the 12 yr old “gang member” taking nair and making another class member go bald. Overall, the KB Bloods are a bunch of pussies who have a bed time and chill outside of Sir Pizza on Friday nights.

The KB Bloods Member blew up the grand bay fountain

by Marques Brownlee 69 March 28, 2022


Blood Baby

The feeling when you stand up on your period and all the blood rushes out of you, feeling like you just gave birth to a baby made of blood.

Dude, I just stood up after taking a nap and I had the biggest blood baby, it was ridiculous.

by GrogieSnople September 22, 2019


Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023


Blood pleanus

When a woman has a mischarged during sex

Even had a blood pleanus last night

by Theugabugaler April 9, 2019


SS Bloods

A new branch of the bloods headquartered in Surfside Florida. They are very dangerous and will often kill crips for sport. They have been called by some to be the most dangerous up incoming gang in the Miami area. The gang is strictly in opposition to the KB crips. They have been known to rob and fade any police officer or anyone who they think looks weird around Surfside.

“The SS bloods are gonna obliterate all of the kb crips in no time”

“Be careful when you hang out around Surfside the SS bloods might fade you

“I am glad I am not a police officer in Surfside, those ss bloods scare tf out of me”

by Coolnamebuddy July 9, 2021