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Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!
The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith
Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release
Activity Celebrating life and self worth on January 1st.
Enjoyed firsting the new year with friends while double firsting champagne.
1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
The first day of hell is the first day of school
Ugh, it’s the first day of hell today
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Person 343: Medicine, Fetal, Standard: The First Juvenile Release.
Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11
Another dumbass: Pardon?