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A reference for Cocaine used in a business setting by a douchebag at inappropriate times in order to ruin one's career.
Regretfully, I won't be able to attend your Halloween party due to the lack of required Columbian Candy.
When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
when someone goes around cadging stuff from others
that twert is just a randy candid candy raider
A man who loves Mabel very much until he is forced to be a homosexual and touch Mabel in that spot.
Oh would you look at that that’s a daddy man Candy.
when you have an attractive person as your wingman
John's hot co-worker is taken, but she offered to be his wing candy when they go to happy hour
The first week of school where real duties haven't kicked in and you are allowed to act irresponsibly.
'Wait, are you sure you want to go to the party? It's on a Wednesday!!'
'Yes, dude, relax... It's Candy Week!'
A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.