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1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.
2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.
I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.
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Marci Day is a special celebration that by coincidence coincides with a particular phase of the moon. Ancient tradition places Marci Day whenever the moon is neither full nor new but somewhere in between. The history of Marci day is dubious yet noble. It inspires people of all creeds, species, and food preference to dine out, stay in, and just give in to all sorts of pleasures. The giving of small gifts of appreciation is not discouraged on Marci Day nor is the ignition of displays of pyrotechnics.
Joe: "What are you doing for Marci Day?"
Moe: "I'm going out and getting hammered and exposing myself in public, what about you?"
Joe: "I'm going celebrate with dancing around an aluminum pole, an airing of greivances, and feats of strength!"
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The day of hell after a particularly heavy night of drinking. The resulting hangover is so bad that you are forced to stay on your couch all day to recouperate.
Ingredients for setting up your very own COUCH DAY:
1. A long shower.
2. A gallon of cold water.
3. Half a loaf of white bread from your nearest dining hall or supermarket.
4. A confortable couch in a cool, dark room.
5. Suitably mellow music by the singer/songwriter du jour.
6. Tylenol or Advil.
7. Your phone.
Instructions:
1. Crawl to the shower and stay there as long as possible. 2. Do not allow yourself to sit in the shower, as people piss in there all the time.
3. Put a shitload of water in your fridge.
4. Have a sympathizer get you half a loaf of white bread.
5. Turn on the John Mayer / Jason Mraz / Howie Day.
6. Take the Tylenol or Advil and retire to your couch.
7. Eat the bread and sip on your cold water.
8. Stay put. Sudden movement will make you toss up the bread you've been munching on.
9. Using your phone, call everyone you know and describe how horrible you are feeling and swear to them that you are never drinking again.
10. Reconstruct the events of the evening that led to your COUCH DAY.
11. Avoid bright light at all times.
Oh man, I feel like ass, I shouldn't have drank that boxed wine last night. Today is gonna be a COUCH DAY.
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A term used in Southern California back in the early 1970's and probably used in the late 1960's up in Frisco.
"Later days" was a term used like "dude." Depending on the inflection in your voice, it could mean several things.
It could mean everything from "i"ll see you tomorrow," to "if I ever see you again, I will kill you."
In SoCal, the term eventually shortened down to "later on."
This became a generic term for, "see you later." It lost most of its inflection power at this point.
Probably a year later or so, (the time it takes for slang to morph) the term shortened down to "later."
It lost all inflection and became a simple goodbye.
later days man!" (in a vibrant voice) = "have fun at the Pink Floyd concert.
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national blowjob day is june 9th, it was started by a pimp named juan, and its also the day of his birthday
tyler: dude did you celebrate national bj day today, its june 9th?
sean: hell ya nigga!
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Holiday. On September 12th, the citizens of the Earth must masturbate twice as much as they usually do, on a daily basis, to make up for not masturbating in respect of those men and women, killed on 9/11.
Joe: I feel really bad, i really need to masturbate, NOW!
Hoe: No, you can't, you have to wait for Masturbation Day, then you can jerk off LOADS!
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A United States Marine Corps Field Day is very simple to explain. The bottom line is that it is done once a week and it is comprehensive. It is not a "Haze Ex" nor is it a way to "Punish the boots". It is a disciplinary tool to be used to instill a little self discipline so that rooms stay sanitary and Marines stay sharp.
Unfortunately, in the hands of inexperienced leaders, it becomes a haze ex. This was never the intent. When you think of all the discipline tools we have lost in the past 20 years, The "field day is one of the last things that makes a Marine different from a "service member". Never lose your traditions...
We are gonna field day the shit out of this place!
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